What would you do if...?

Just a little game for while you're waiting for others to post and such...
Here's how it's played. You're asking the person below you: What would you do if _____ (Fill in the blank). Make it funny, and keep it clean! Here's an example, then I'll start.
Person 1: WWYD (What would you do) if you were transported to the Naruto world, and ended up right in the middle of an Akatsuki meeting?!

Person 2: (Replying to person 1) Probably die.

(Talking to person 3) What would you do if Naruto was transported to this world and ended up right in your front yard?

So, yeah. Does not have to be Naruto related, though. I'll start!

WWYD if someone you'd never seen before came up and started talking to you like you were old friends? And they KNEW your name?

I would ask them where do I know them from. If they just kept talking, I would back up slowly and when I'm far enough, run.

Q: What would you do if you could turn invisible?

Depends on whether or not my clothes could turn invisible w/me. If so I'd randomly knock things off shelves while people are in the room but not next to the shelf...
heh, I'd love to see the expression on my best friend's face!

Q: What would you do if you could sense what someone was going to say right before they said it?

I'd "bewitch" them all the time or amaze teachers. ("Bewitching" means finishing another person's sentence before them and saying "BEWITCHED!". They aren't allowed to say anything until someone says their name"

Q: What would you do if you could... use any Academy jutsu?

I'd probably have fun making illusions, scaring everyone to death with random bats as hair or something. Well, only those that piss me off, of course. X3 I could have my own anime reel in real life!

Q : What would you do if you suddenly discovered you were adopted, and your real parents are geniuses?

I'd finally understand where I inherited it from xD

Q: What would you do if you had little bugs crawling all over your body, including inside you?

I would cry and then go outside in the snow and lie there until the bugs couldn't take it no more.

Q : what power would you pick if you could have only one, that's not having all the powers?

Teleportation! The most practical in real life. No hurries, pranking around...

Q: What if you had been lost on a swamp for four hours, your boots were full of water, you don't know where you are on the map, the compass was crazy and you had no contact to anybody else? (happened to me once)

Easy! I walk straight foreward until I'm either out of the swamp. If it keeps on going, I'll go to the right and then diagonal. If I hit forest, there's a chance I'll live!

Q : What's yellow and red and on the side of the road?

That's cheating!

Q: What if you saw something yellow and red and on the side of the road?

I'd try to give Ronald Mac-donald his shoe back.

Q : Why was it cheating?

You cheated again. It wasn't a "what would you do" question.

Q: What would you do if I accused you for cheating in a silly spam topic?

I would giggle, and tickle your little finnish behind, wondering if you have an accent.

Q : What would you do if I told you I demand a voice clip for accent checking?

=.= ew... and yes, I have an accent. I guess.
I guess I MIGHT do it.

Q: What about if I didn't do it?

I would cry and then you would have to live with the fact that you made a girl cry. I would record it too.

Q : What would you do if I just hugged you and pleaded with cute kitten eyes?

I would push you off and kick u in ur face, than i would yell "YOUR NOT MY MOMMY UR NOT MY DADDY!!!!!!"

Q: What would you do if you were sent to Hell, and forced to fight your way out, with a toothbrush?

I wouldn't be. I know where I'm going when I die

BUT if I was, I would probably just brush my teeth and cry, or make the enemies choke on it after spitting on it!

Q: What would you do if you had to choose one of the following situations:
1.) Be here in this world forever with the ability and strength of a Hyuga, or
2.) Be in the Naruto world with any ability you wanted just long enough to change one major even? (I.E. Kill Tsunade, bring Naruto to the Akatsuki, destroy the Akatsuki, clone Kimimaru... something crazy even! And what WOULD you do?)

2.) I would probably steal the Nibi no Nekomata. Then kick Hidan and Kakuzu's behinds and then go give naruto a pet cat with the nekomata inside. XD

Q: what would you do if someone glomped you randomly? Glomp being a tackle hug thing.

A: I would SCREAM if I didn't know em, and I'd use my martial arts training to SMASH THEIR FACE if they were a guy. If they were a girl I would probably laugh then and wait for them to let go before asking where in the world I knew them from...
BTW, I like your answer for the above Q!

Q: What would you do if you had a nightmare in which a frightening shadowy figure told you you'd die in three days, and then your best friend asks you to a sleep over that starts in three days?

A. I would be like, it was just a dream. I've dreamt worse.

Q. What would you do if Madara asked you to join the Akatsuki for a day?

A: I would probably take the offer, than train to kill him, than atepmt to beat his butt!

Q: What if you fell in a hole, and when you came climbed out it was seven years later!!!!

Umm i would probably kill myself

Q: Wat if you woke up and you were the opposite sex!!!

xD this is a bad one...
I would scream and run in a circle the whole day, and in the evening calm down, be quiet for an hour and then look inside my shirt xD
I don't really know =P

Q: What if you could pass through walls?

I would definately start exploring my school. Let's find catacombs, or a lost, forgotten dungeon! X3

Q: What would you do if someone you knew forever came up to you and told you ''Hey, I can see your soul. Btw, I'mma witch.'' X3

I would probably disown them, and I wouldn't believe them.

Q: What would you do if suddenly all power shut down in your house and neighborhood, even battery power?!